Whisky seems to be my holy water.

Me:Afraid to answer phones.
Me:Afraid to answer the door.
Me:Afraid to order food.
Me:Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know.
Me:Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr.
Me:Afraid to talk to people in real life.

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

(via ofmicendsirenss)

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

  • i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
  • i am very popular in nintendogs
  • i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
  • macaroni and cheese
  •      i 

(via sailorfetus)